Cobra Beard Balm

Keep your beard looking healthy and maintained with beard balm. Beard balm helps tame your beard giving it a finished look. Our balms are smooth not gritty, and offer the right amount of oils to ensure your beard doesn't look greasy. Our Cobra Beard Balm contains high quality oils, butters, and beeswax to seal in the moisture while giving your beard the hold you desire.

Our 77 th scent is called Cobra. A few weeks back, I went for a 4 wheeler ride. It was 99 degrees so I shaded up under a tree and had myself an ice cold beer. As I was sitting there, taking in all the nature, mountains, streams, and birds singing, a Cobra appeared in front of me. The cobra told me that if I wanted to make it out of the valley alive, I had to create a scent that would make him proud or he’d bite me. He said, “You have 30 minutes to come up with something or I will sink my fangs in your calf”. Luckily, I was surrounded by a plethora of different trees and roots. I frantically began to whip up a musky, sweet, and citrusy concoction. I walked over to the cobra, and said, “Excuse me cobra”, the cobra interrupted and said, “My name is George.” Confused I replied, “Excuse me George, I’ve finished the scent as you’ve requested”. George the Cobra put down his whittling knife (he was whittling an owl figurine), gave it a big sniff and said to me, “Donny, you nailed it! You have a free pass through the valley as long as you live, what do you call it?” I looked at George the Cobra and said, “Cobra, in honor of the most fearsome whittling snake I have ever come across”. George the Cobra smiled, gazed at the sun, took a deep breath and asked, “Would you like to go bowling?”. I said, “Of course I would!” So George the Cobra and I hopped on my 4 wheeler and bowled 3 games at the local bowling alley. I haven’t come across George the Cobra since then, but I present to you…. Cobra.

While none of that actually happened, I know, I know, hard to believe, we did come up with a pretty killer scent in this one, and in all honesty I had no idea how to explain it. It’s citrusy, woodsy, and sweet with a hint of musk. It’s not quite a cologne, and it’s not quite earthy, but it is quite delicious if I do say so myself.

Cobra is scented with: Lemon | Eucalyptus | Lime | Jasmine | Tonka | Amber | Vanilla | Cedar | Labdanum Resin

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Keep your beard looking healthy and maintained with beard balm. Beard balm helps tame your beard giving it a finished look. Our balms are smooth not gritty, and offer the right amount of oils to ensure your beard doesn't look greasy. Our Cobra Beard Balm contains high quality oils, butters, and beeswax to seal in the moisture while giving your beard the hold you desire.

Our 77 th scent is called Cobra. A few weeks back, I went for a 4 wheeler ride. It was 99 degrees so I shaded up under a tree and had myself an ice cold beer. As I was sitting there, taking in all the nature, mountains, streams, and birds singing, a Cobra appeared in front of me. The cobra told me that if I wanted to make it out of the valley alive, I had to create a scent that would make him proud or he’d bite me. He said, “You have 30 minutes to come up with something or I will sink my fangs in your calf”. Luckily, I was surrounded by a plethora of different trees and roots. I frantically began to whip up a musky, sweet, and citrusy concoction. I walked over to the cobra, and said, “Excuse me cobra”, the cobra interrupted and said, “My name is George.” Confused I replied, “Excuse me George, I’ve finished the scent as you’ve requested”. George the Cobra put down his whittling knife (he was whittling an owl figurine), gave it a big sniff and said to me, “Donny, you nailed it! You have a free pass through the valley as long as you live, what do you call it?” I looked at George the Cobra and said, “Cobra, in honor of the most fearsome whittling snake I have ever come across”. George the Cobra smiled, gazed at the sun, took a deep breath and asked, “Would you like to go bowling?”. I said, “Of course I would!” So George the Cobra and I hopped on my 4 wheeler and bowled 3 games at the local bowling alley. I haven’t come across George the Cobra since then, but I present to you…. Cobra.

While none of that actually happened, I know, I know, hard to believe, we did come up with a pretty killer scent in this one, and in all honesty I had no idea how to explain it. It’s citrusy, woodsy, and sweet with a hint of musk. It’s not quite a cologne, and it’s not quite earthy, but it is quite delicious if I do say so myself.

Cobra is scented with: Lemon | Eucalyptus | Lime | Jasmine | Tonka | Amber | Vanilla | Cedar | Labdanum Resin

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