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Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Beard Balm

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$11.97 $19 In stock

Category: Balms

Keep your beard looking healthy and maintained with beard balm. Beard balm helps tame your beard giving it a finished look. Our balms are smooth and offer the right amount of oils to ensure your beard doesn't look greasy. Our “Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana” Beard Balm contains high quality oils, butters, and beeswax to seal in the moisture while giving your beard the hold you desire.

Our 90th scent is called "Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana": 90 scents! Can you believe it? Freaking 90 different scents? We get a lot of requests for an orange scent so here we are. But we couldn’t just do orange, that would be boring, so we added all sorts of dark essential oils to this to come up with a unique blend. As we were passing around the first bottle of “Orange You Glad” we made around the shop to come up with a name, Donny said “it’d be funny to call it orange you glad I didn’t say banana”. One of our employees, Melissa looked at him and said “oh please do, that would be awesome”. Then Sadie chimed in, “only if you add a beat up banana to the label”. It kind of turned in to a running joke, until the labels were printed. Donny did just that. He said, “it’s just funny, and this label and name make me laugh”. So here we are, we hope it makes you smile, more importantly we hope it makes your beard soft and manageable. Cheers and happy summer!

Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana is scented with: Blood Orange | Lemon | Tangerine | Basil | Clove Bud | Myrrh | Amber | Egyptian Musk

Description

Keep your beard looking healthy and maintained with beard balm. Beard balm helps tame your beard giving it a finished look. Our balms are smooth and offer the right amount of oils to ensure your beard doesn't look greasy. Our “Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana” Beard Balm contains high quality oils, butters, and beeswax to seal in the moisture while giving your beard the hold you desire.

Our 90th scent is called "Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana": 90 scents! Can you believe it? Freaking 90 different scents? We get a lot of requests for an orange scent so here we are. But we couldn’t just do orange, that would be boring, so we added all sorts of dark essential oils to this to come up with a unique blend. As we were passing around the first bottle of “Orange You Glad” we made around the shop to come up with a name, Donny said “it’d be funny to call it orange you glad I didn’t say banana”. One of our employees, Melissa looked at him and said “oh please do, that would be awesome”. Then Sadie chimed in, “only if you add a beat up banana to the label”. It kind of turned in to a running joke, until the labels were printed. Donny did just that. He said, “it’s just funny, and this label and name make me laugh”. So here we are, we hope it makes you smile, more importantly we hope it makes your beard soft and manageable. Cheers and happy summer!

Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana is scented with: Blood Orange | Lemon | Tangerine | Basil | Clove Bud | Myrrh | Amber | Egyptian Musk

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Customer Reviews (4.2 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Matthew K. ★★★★★

I've tried a few balms that left my beard greasy by lunch, but this one soaks in and keeps the stray hairs down without any heavy residue. The oils give it a soft finish that still looks natural. Really glad I switched.

Isabella ★★★★★

My beard finally looks finished instead of frizzy, and it only takes a little bit worked through with my fingers. The balm has just the right amount of oils so my beard stays tame all day without feeling heavy.

Timothy ★★★★★

This balm is smooth and not greasy, and it tames the stray hairs on my chin without making my beard feel stiff. A little goes a long way, so I've stopped reaching for the wax I used before.