Orange You Glad I didn't Say Banana Mustache Wax
Category: Waxes
Mustache wax has added bees wax to help style your mustache any which way you want. Even Salvador Dali would be impressed. Our waxes are smooth not gritty, and offer the right amount of oils to ensure your mustache doesn't look greasy.
Our 90th scent is called "Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana": 90 scents! Can you believe it? Freaking 90 different scents? We get a lot of requests for an orange scent so here we are. But we couldn’t just do orange, that would be boring, so we added all sorts of dark essential oils to this to come up with a unique blend. As we were passing around the first bottle of “Orange You Glad” we made around the shop to come up with a name, Donny said “it’d be funny to call it orange you glad I didn’t say banana”. One of our employees, Melissa looked at him and said “oh please do, that would be awesome”. Then Sadie chimed in, “only if you add a beat up banana to the label”. It kind of turned in to a running joke, until the labels were printed. Donny did just that. He said, “it’s just funny, and this label and name make me laugh”. So here we are, we hope it makes you smile, more importantly we hope it makes your beard soft and manageable. Cheers and happy summer!
Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana is scented with: Blood Orange | Lemon | Tangerine | Basil | Clove Bud | Myrrh | Amber | Egyptian Musk
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Mustache wax has added bees wax to help style your mustache any which way you want. Even Salvador Dali would be impressed. Our waxes are smooth not gritty, and offer the right amount of oils to ensure your mustache doesn't look greasy.
Our 90th scent is called "Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana": 90 scents! Can you believe it? Freaking 90 different scents? We get a lot of requests for an orange scent so here we are. But we couldn’t just do orange, that would be boring, so we added all sorts of dark essential oils to this to come up with a unique blend. As we were passing around the first bottle of “Orange You Glad” we made around the shop to come up with a name, Donny said “it’d be funny to call it orange you glad I didn’t say banana”. One of our employees, Melissa looked at him and said “oh please do, that would be awesome”. Then Sadie chimed in, “only if you add a beat up banana to the label”. It kind of turned in to a running joke, until the labels were printed. Donny did just that. He said, “it’s just funny, and this label and name make me laugh”. So here we are, we hope it makes you smile, more importantly we hope it makes your beard soft and manageable. Cheers and happy summer!
Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana is scented with: Blood Orange | Lemon | Tangerine | Basil | Clove Bud | Myrrh | Amber | Egyptian Musk
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View policyCustomer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)
The texture is genuinely smooth, not gritty like other waxes I've tried, and it holds a strong twist all day without feeling stiff. A little bit goes a long way, which is great since the beeswax base keeps everything in place without greasing up my skin.
The Dali reference got me, and honestly the wax lives up to it—smooth application with zero grit, and the beeswax holds my handlebar curls all day without that stiff helmet feel. My mustache finally does what I want it to.
Finally a wax that isn't gritty—this one glides on smooth and keeps my handlebar flipped up through a whole windy bike ride. The hold is strong enough for a Dali curl, but it washes out without leaving that sticky film. Definitely my new go-to for shaping days.
