Son Of Thunder Beard Cream




Category: Creams
Our Son Of Thunder Beard Cream contains all natural ingredients to help condition and moisturize your beard as well as promote beard growth. Beard Creams also help keep the skin under your beard free of "beardruff", A.K.A beard dandruff, while leaving it itch free, soft, and manageable.
Beard Cream is a hybrid of Beard Oil and Beard Balm. It offers very little shine with a slight hold because it contains no beeswax. Beard Cream can be used in place of Beard Oil, or added to your full beard grooming routine.
Son Of Thunder was forged in Valhalla with the blood and sweat of Viking gods. The vessel that contains the beard oil was hand crafted from Odin's missing eye. The oil itself was created using tears of a Liger, the blood of Great White sharks, and the teeth of a Tyrannosaurs Rex. We blend this all together using a broad sword and a battle axe while screaming "you can't stop me!". It took 761 years to create this beard oil, luckily reincarnation comes easy thanks to owning a majestic beard. Once you put this on, you will have the strength of 10,000 men, agility of a cheetah, and the speed to run a mile in under 2 seconds. Mortals can't resist this scent and will kneel in your presence. Donning Son Of Thunder comes with great responsibility...... you have been warned.
Since it was one of our owner’s birthdays in September, he wanted to make it all of his favorite things! Now if you’re wondering what Son Of Thunder really smells like, here you go. Son Of Thunder contains undertones of lavender along with a light note of citrus, followed with top notes of steam distilled leaves of the Pimento Racemosa. If you’re looking for something that’s light, but full of scent, this is it!
Description
In order to maintain a healthy beard, not only do you need to keep your beard moisturized, but the skin under your beard needs to be moisturized too.Our Son Of Thunder Beard Cream contains all natural ingredients to help condition and moisturize your beard as well as promote beard growth. Beard Creams also help keep the skin under your beard free of "beardruff", A.K.A beard dandruff, while leaving it itch free, soft, and manageable.
Beard Cream is a hybrid of Beard Oil and Beard Balm. It offers very little shine with a slight hold because it contains no beeswax. Beard Cream can be used in place of Beard Oil, or added to your full beard grooming routine.
Son Of Thunder was forged in Valhalla with the blood and sweat of Viking gods. The vessel that contains the beard oil was hand crafted from Odin's missing eye. The oil itself was created using tears of a Liger, the blood of Great White sharks, and the teeth of a Tyrannosaurs Rex. We blend this all together using a broad sword and a battle axe while screaming "you can't stop me!". It took 761 years to create this beard oil, luckily reincarnation comes easy thanks to owning a majestic beard. Once you put this on, you will have the strength of 10,000 men, agility of a cheetah, and the speed to run a mile in under 2 seconds. Mortals can't resist this scent and will kneel in your presence. Donning Son Of Thunder comes with great responsibility...... you have been warned.
Since it was one of our owner’s birthdays in September, he wanted to make it all of his favorite things! Now if you’re wondering what Son Of Thunder really smells like, here you go. Son Of Thunder contains undertones of lavender along with a light note of citrus, followed with top notes of steam distilled leaves of the Pimento Racemosa. If you’re looking for something that’s light, but full of scent, this is it! Choice 2oz Beard Cream 4oz Beard Cream (2 jars) Save $5.00
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View policyCustomer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)
My skin underneath finally feels hydrated instead of tight and flaky, which is a first for any beard product I've tried. A little goes a long way and it keeps my beard soft all day without any greasy residue.
The texture is surprisingly light for a beard cream, so it doesn't leave my beard greasy or weighed down. I've been using it every morning for two weeks and the skin underneath finally feels conditioned instead of tight.
My skin underneath usually gets flaky and itchy by mid-afternoon, but since I started using this after my morning shower, that's completely gone. It absorbs fast without leaving my beard feeling greasy, and a little bit goes a long way for the moisturizing it promises.









